Making you seem more interesting than you really are, one random fact at a time.

1. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Most guys will beg to differ.
2. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. Polar bears are left handed.
3. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. Keith Richards can do it for ten.
4. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
5. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
6. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
7. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
9. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
10. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
11. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Sometimes together.

Read more...

0 Comments

ESPN isn’t just another channel for college guys. It is our religion. We spend more time watching Scot Van Pelt and the old balding bastards of PTI than we do watching porn. So how could we not take the time out of our day and celebrate a truly great milestone?

Pardon the Interruption recently turned 10 and to honor such a marvellous achievement here are some of the best and funniest moments captured on air over the past 10 years.

Tony Kornheiser and Micheal Wilbon, our modern day version of Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau:

0 Comments

The 6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts At Insurance Fraud (Cracked)

11 Hottest Got MIlk? Models Of All Time (Brosome)

5 Companies That Will Destroy Civilization (Askmen)

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders (TheBrigade)

10 Most Important Moments In A Guy's Life (Guyism)

0 Comments

"...it was chilly ouside."

So people are losing their minds about seeing some penis and balls on the cover of their morning paper. And that’s expected of the baby boomers who run the school, the town, and everything else. But definitely not of the students who go there, like Lauren and Graham. Grow the fuck up. You’ve all seen dicks and balls much bigger than that in real life (Lauren) or in the porn that you so fivriously masturbate to while your out of state girlfriend runs trains on the swim team (Grahma). The swim team gets mad ass (mad in the ebonic sense of the word). The school should be celebrating both the streaker and the newspaper for putting ECU on the map not chastising them for their actions.

This is why our version of the Dancing With The Stars will never compare to other countries. Especially, Argentina’s:

On theirs they simulate half naked sex. On ours Nancy Grace farts on live television. You choose. Dick in the morning paper or no dick in the morning paper? This is where the revolution starts.

Still not better than this streaker though.

0 Comments

Just kidding, this is how you ensure internet infamy.

Douchiest Voicemail Ever: Dimitri leaves a message for Olga

Lesson 1: Don’t leave voicemails to strangers you’ve picked up at bars. That’s what texts are for.

Lesson 2: If someone doesn’t reply to a voicemail you left on their phone it usually means they didn’t want to reply to it. There’s no reason to leave any more unless you’re looking to cross restraining order off your college bucket list.

Lesson 4: When you keep stressing that there’s nothing wrong with you, there’s usually A LOT of shit wrong with you.

Lesson 3: Lastly, if for some reason you feel the need to leave her a message there are a few things to consider:

1. It shouldn’t be longer than 10 seconds.

2. Try hard not to annunciate like a serial killer.

3. Don’t be a douche, bro. What does that mean? Don’t ever tell a girl how she feels (you’re too stupid to know). Don’t tell a girl you’ve only met once “this is how it’s going to work.” Telling her that her actions resemble that of someone who might have been sexually abused as a child? Not cool either.

4. A voicemail is not a fucking dating site resume. Don’t tell her about your luxury car, fulfilling job, or extensive hentai porn collection, unless she asks you about those things. Do slyly work the size of your dick into the conversation though, but only if you’re packing.

5. Speaking of dicks, if you are going to announce that you’re great in bed you better fucking yell it out with authority, not quickly, under your breath, as if your telling your mom to kill herself after she tells you to mow the lawn for the 40^th time. Show some confidence.

Can the Greeks do anything right these days? You’ve been coasting since giving us democracy.

1 Comment

An British man escaped jail despite admitting to secretly slipping steroids into in his wife’s food in hopes of making her fat and ugly so she would stay at home.

1 Comment

Work up a sweat before any big presentation, exam, date, or job interview. The testosterone and adrenaline (and a host of other good chemicals) your body releases during the workout will give you an added confidence and self-assurance, while at the same time decreasing your overall levels of stress related to the upcomng activity.

More Lessons

0 Comments

Helping you get through the worst day of the week

Danny MacAskill In Edinbrugh

Easily one of the greatest extreme sports videos ever put together. Simply mesmerizing.

Read more...

0 Comments