Random TYMDBYG: Shit into a chimney.
Looks like George Constanza isn't the only one who shits without a shirt on.
Best part: “I’m a historian and that freaks me out.” What does that even mean? He’s scared of history or he’s scared that he can actually read. Either way there is no chance this song fades into bolivian.
Close second: “I’ll eat your asshole alive you bitch, fuck you, you hoe.” Wait, is he talking about foreplay or cannibalism… “I want to kill people, I want to rip out their stomachs and eat their children.” I guess that clears up the confusion.
Last one: “I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killin y’all.” I wonder what he has to take to keep him from raping women?
“I mean, yeah, I think I’ve shot some people…but I was drunk and it was for a story so… it doesn’t really count. Plus, they weren’t white so…”
Forget Charlie Rose, Anderson Cooper, or that retired-about-to-die geriatric impulse marrying Larry King, Joe Rogan’s interview with Shane Smith puts them all to shame. Probably because he lets the man tell his incredible stories without jumping in every two seconds with his own two cents.
And what we get is pure gold. He talks about warlords eating the beating hearts of babies in Liberia, 6 foot chimps and dinosaur hunting in the Congo, shooting guns and taking baths with lady boys in Thailand, North Korean slave camps in Siberia, Aids Brigades in Africa, Genki porn shoots in Japan, the Pirate Stock Exchange in Somalia, and so much more.
It’s sad to say but the Most Interesting Man in the World doesn’t seem so interesting after watching this. It looks like Dos Equis have found themselves a new spokesperson.
Video after the jump.
Toilet Scare Prank
It's all fun and games until someone loses a ball.
Helping you get through the worst day of the week
Crazy Jump Off The Rooftop Of A Hotel In St. Maarten
Disclaimer: this Michal Navratil is some sort of professional so all you wannabe Jackasses think twice before replicating everything you see on YouTube.
College. A time when bodies are tight, morals are loose, and a girl's best friend is her camera phone and a bathroom mirror.
This could’ve ended much worse if his friend didn’t step in when he did. Although, it could have also ended much better if one of his other friends hadn’t taken a picture and posted it all over the internet.
Lesson learned: a good wingman can save you from a lifetime of regret. A bad wingman can make you internet famous (for all the wrong reasons).
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