There is a big difference between a comedic actor and a comedian. Some have perfect timing, others have perfect delivery or stage presence, and most have teams behind them spending weeks and months setting up the perfect punch lines, but very few are actually funny. The distinction between the two can clearly be seen during interviews where there is very little preparation and success (humor) rests solely on the interaction between interviewer and interviewee.
While interviews with comedic actors (and actors in general) who try to be funny come off feeling forced and unnatural, making it awkward for the viewer watching at home, interviews with a true comedian can become goldmines of humor. A true comedian is at his best when he’s adlibbing/improving and reacting instead of simply regurgitating. A perfect example of this is Tracy Morgan, who’s perhaps the best interviewee the YouTube generation has ever seen.
Here are his 5 greatest interviews that prove that when he’s not reading lines, when he’s not reciting rehearsed answers, he is at his most funniest.
99% sure this is how the fight started:
One of the loners to his friends: Yooo... check out the ass on that girl. Damn mami, that some back u working with there.
Girl’s guy, seeing an opportunity to impress his girl and her friends with some Mexican bravado replies: What you say. What you say, homie?
Owner of phat ass: Baby, let it go. He’s right my ass is poppin tonight!
Girl’s Guy: No fuck that, that bitch ass nigga be disrespecting you. I keep it real! Real…unconscious homie.
Owner of the phat ass once she realizes her guy is probably dead: OMG, St. Francis of Aquinas pray for my mentally retarded ex boyfriend while I go run a train on the dudes that beat up me crew.To the victor go the spoils.
Pretty sure that’s how it went.
Lesson 1: There is no bitterer (it’s a word) group of people in the world than a gang of guys coming back from the club in the early morning without any pussy. Avoid these guys at all costs. Especially if you’re there with your own hot piece of ass.
Lesson 2: Don’t feel the need to impress the girl you’re with by sticking up for her at every little disagreement she gets into or fighting her battles.
Lesson 3: Knock a fucker out? Let’s leave it at that. No sense in going back for 2nds and 3rds and crippling the guy for life because of some drunken disagreement.
Lesson 4: If you are going to sucker punch a dude you better lay the motherfucker out (I’m talking to you yellow shirt and jorts).
Devin Norling, 18, and Sydney Sanders, 19, a Florida couple who were on their first date at T.G.I Friday’s decided to skip out on their $25.61 bill. Miss Sanders left successfully through the patio entrance while Norling was stopped by the restaurant manager when the alarm went off as he tried using the fire exit.
Once the cops apprehended the two love birds they discovered marijuana and a pipe in Sanders’ purse. They were both ticketed for obtaining food with intent to defraud, while Sanders was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia.
And the biggest news of this entire pathetic debacle? T.G.I Friday’s can feed the appetites of two high-out-of-their-mind teenagers for only $25.61? Sold!
Lesson 1: when you go on your first date and you commit your first crime together you know it’s true love.
Lesson 2: If you are going to dine and dash avoid the emergency/fire exists because they do set off alarms and therefore will attract attention to your whereabouts.
Lesson 3: How To Successfully Dine and Dash:
Before you get into the restaurant leave your wallet inside your car. Getting the first person out is always a piece of cake. Just leave the restaurant. It’s getting the last one out that proves a little tricky. If you’re out on the patio make your way inside and casually walk out through the front entrance. Forget first going to the washroom. The more time you’re away from your empty seat the more attention you will attract. Only when you get outside should you pick up the pace and get the fuck out of there. If you get stopped simply explain to them that you’re going to your car to get your wallet and that if they don’t believe you they should follow you. Simple. You end up paying but avoiding any real punishment. Quick note. If you do get caught and someone does follow you back to your car, your accomplice shouldn’t be there. So tell them to wait for you at a predetermined designated waiting area.
If you’re eating inside, carry a pack of smokes, and order a drink before you depart outside for a smoke break. Once outside get the fuck out of there in a hurry.
Remember, a little planning goes a long way.
Matt Berry and Rich Fulcher from Snuffbox
Simple. Concise. Effective.
Lesson learned: girl tells you she has a boyfriend? Get the fuck out of there. Don't try to weasel your way in. Don't try to become her bestfriend. Simply move on to the next one and save yourself the inevitable headaches.
Back by popular demand here is part two of our ongoing crusade to legitimize the sport of women’s college volleyball. Part one is here. We won’t stop until it at least surpasses the NHL in popularity.
Two things. 1st Two players will appear in every single v-ball related post we ever do, they are that talented. 2nd The Central Connecticut State University team will be honored for the same reason.
You might not recognize her name, Angie Varona, but if you’re a guy who uses the internet to look at women in various states of undress there’s a high probability that you’ve ran into a picture of her. She’s been everywhere. From porn sites to college sites. From pedophile forums and online ads to Reddit discussion boards. Angie Varona has become an internet sex symbol, albeit unwillingly. Correction, a 14 year-old Angie Varona has become an internet sex symbol.
14??? What the fuck are they feeding kids these days?
Running away from home, turning to drugs, contemplating suicide, all over a childhood mistake? Here are the lessons you better take away from this depressing story.
Lesson 1: Card before you fuck. You just can't tell anymore and “Officer, well, she looked 18” doesn’t work.
Lesson 2: Don’t store valuable pictures/documents online. Sites get hacked all the time. Sometimes from your end. Sometimes from the site’s end. It’s a risk you should simply avoid.
Lesson 3: In the age of the internet childhood naïveté can lead to a lifetime of regrets.
Lesson 4: Girls, stop sending provocative pictures to you boyfriend! Either hide your face or don’t send any at all. Stop being so fucking stupid. They will eventually find their way online. Which will lead to random internet fools stalking you and threatening to rape you becuase they can "tell that you're asking for it."
Lesson 5: Some people photograph really, really, well.
Serious question: if you’ve masturbated to a picture of her does that make you a pedophile? More importantly, do people still masturbate to pictures, especially to those showing very little skin?
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