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11 Lessons Learned Courtesy Of BroTips.com

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  •  If no one laughed the first time, don’t repeat it.
  • Never fuck with people who handle your food.
  • You reserve the right to not invite anyone that you know is going to be a downer.
  • It doesn’t matter what time of the night it is, if your bro needs a designated driver you get out of bed.
  • Never let a girl leaving you for a douche turn you into one. It’s a never-ending douche-making cycle.
  • Girls are like pokemon. It doesn’t matter how good you are; you can’t catch any if you don’t have any balls.
  • While making out, gradually pushing her face towards your lap does not increase your chances of getting head.
  • You have a 30 second window before an impulse becomes a choice.
  • Never get your girl anything small enough to look like a ring. It’s hard to come back from that kind of disappointment.
  • Don’t spend money just to keep someone. The second you’re down and out, they’ll be out and down on someone else.

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