College. A time when bodies are tight, morals are loose, and a girl's best friend is her camera phone and a bathroom mirror.
1. God Bless America
2. Too cool for school.
3. Redheads and whale tails go together like insecurity and loose morals.
4. “Bras are a man’s way of enslaving us (aka saving us from ourselves).”
5. “Sorry girl, but bras make my boobs looks better.”
6. “You got two minutes to get here before I put my pants back on.”
7. Boots and bikinis should be the ultimate fashion trend of 2012.
8. “I need someone to brush my hair, any takers?”
9. Sorry, but you need to dye your hair and get a boob job before ever thinking about getting into Playboy.
10. Dear diary, Day #43 of squats and lunges. Who knew exercise actually works?!?!
11. Dear diary. Day #68 of exercise. If I get any hotter some jealous bitch is going to try to kill.
12. “Fuck your squats. This is all Latin genes.”
13. “Guys, anyone know who left their lipstick on my ass?”
14. Please let go… please!
15. Formal attire in Miami.
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