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F’ed Up News Story Of The Day: Husband Secretly Feeds His Wife Steroids To Keep Her Ugly And At Home

An British man escaped jail despite admitting to secretly slipping steroids into in his wife’s food in hopes of making her fat and ugly so she would stay at home.

Dalwara Singh, who has been married to his wife for 17 years, ground the pills in a pestle and mortar before secretly adding them to the woman's, the Times of London reports.

As a result, his wife grew facial fair and broke out with skin spots. Singh’s scheme was uncovered by his 16-year-old daughter after she heard him grinding the pills in a bedroom.

“He wanted to stop her from going out for walks, because he wanted her to be at home to cook for him and look after the children,” said Caroline Bray, a prosecutor, told the Times of London. Source

This man may be a shitty husband but he’s a damn good father. He willingly turned his wife into the Incredible Hulk in order to shun her from the public, to keep her at home and in the kitchen where she belongs. To make sure she wouldn’t neglect her motherly duties of cooking and cleaning. And all for his kids. Because no man ever wants to fuck a girl with a moustache and a deeper voice than Kiefer Sutherland, the 70s are long gone.

And what happens to this patron saint of neglected children? The inconsiderate cunt that is his daughter turns him in. Bites the hand that feeds her. Bites the hand that clothes her.

If there was ever proof that kids these days are losing all respect for their parents this was it.

Luckily, the English Judicial system didn’t punish his selflessness and he got away with a suspended jail sentence and a restraining order against his estranged wife. Score one for the good guys.