I’ve predicted this exact thing happening a while back. Over/under, rehab by 28?
According to TMZ, LaBeouf was drinking and drunkenly swaying into people inside the Cinema Public House, including the man that would eventually beat him down to the ground, who calmly told him, “Hey man, watch out.”
Being a douchebag, Shia doesn’t reply, “Sorry buddy, let me buy you a drink for being a drunk asshole,” Instead he says, “Oh yeah? Or what? What are you going to do about it?”
Well Shia, what he did about it was emasculate you in front of millions of people as he beat your cowering ass into the pavement. I guess not all Canadians are all that friendly.
For most people, getting your ass kicked for being an asshole would be enough to expel the douchebaggery out you but of course we’re not talking about most people, we’re talking about Shia Labeouf, the biggest douchebag of them all.
How did he repay the man who saved him from being curb-stomped and the guy who pulled him away from the fight in order to try to calm him down and talk some sense into him?
Well he didn’t like being told what to do so he threatened Shea Carter, the man in the video that’s seen restraining Shia in the corner, “Well what if I grabbed my knife on you?”
If this was anyone but Labeouf the story would end there but because he’s so special after walking away he came back to the bar window, found Shea Carter inside, and made a throat-slashing gesture at him. At the guy who was nice enough to save him from an even worse beat down.
Congratulations Shia, you keep outdoing yourself. Over/under he stabs someone with his little pocket knife by 30?
By the way, Shea Carter was just an innocent bystander who took it upon himself to get into the middle of the melee and manhandle Shia into a corner. Oh, he also happens to be a local rapper who just got a shit-ton for free publicity. Just sayin'.
On a completely different note, can we cut if off with all the white rappers? Call me old fashioned but I like my rappers black, my political figures white (corrupt and closet homosexuals), and my masseuses Eastern European.
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