There’s the athletic one. The one who likes to party. The one who goes to church. The dumb hot one. The friend. The perfect one.
Great video but they missed three:
The motherly one. She’s majoring in nursing or teaching but really wants to be a stay-at-home wife. She calls you three or four times a day just to check in to see how you’re feeling. She prefers baking and giving blowjobs over sex. She doesn’t get angry, she gets disappointed.
The activist. She saw a documentary on Japanese whaling freshman year that changed her life. She now grows her own hemp and veggies, criticizes everything you eat, wear, and do, and gets arrested on weekends for protesting crap she really doesn’t know much about. She fucks the shit out of you every time she gets excited that you might be taking her causes seriously. She’ll be wearing chinchilla coats, picking out her own lobsters, and eating Kobe beef by 30.
The whore. You met her before she pledged. She’s a small town girl living away from her strict Christian parents for the first time. She might have a boyfriend back home. She drives you crazy. One minute she’s lovingly cuddling with you as you guys watch Love Actually, the next, she doesn’t acknowledge your existence for a week or two. Random guys leave sexually suggestive posts on her wall after parties she attends alone. She keeps constantly breaking up and getting back together with you because of her whorish guilt. She gives you Chlamydia.
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