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Interracial Dating: The Most Racist S#@t Anyone’s Been Stupid Enough To Post Online

Let’s try to look past the most racist video any of us have ever seen and analyze the actual validity of the guy’s claims.

And remember one thing: even though these are racist comments the guy himself isn’t a racist. Because one of his “good friends” is black.

Black guys date fat ugly white chicks: True.

so_much_for_tyra_being_the_next_oprah

Black guys get their friends to run trains on fat ugly white chicks: True. I’ve seen porn.

Black guys use, abuse, and manipulate white girls for rides and money: Are black guys smart enough to even know the meaning of the word manipulate?

1 in 5 black guys is HIV positive? Fuck if I know, but no more pickup games at the YMCA. Just in case.

50% of black guys are gay: False. He rounded up. It’s actually 46.9%

Black athletes date white chicks: True. True. And True. We call these hoes jersey chasers and it has nothing to do with the color of the athlete’s skin. It has everything to do with the size of their…bank account.  

White guys don’t want white girls: False motherfucker! Don’t say that or else they’re all going to go for other races. WHITE GUYS WANT WHITE GIRLS!

The biggest question I have though is why the hell are we giving black guys such a hard time in this day and age? Haven’t we moved on… to picking on Arabs and Persians? White girls don’t date black guys to get back at their parents anymore, they date terrorists. They don’t bring a black dude home for Thanksgiving dinner to spite their dad for ignoring them growing up, they bring Hamid al Hamid.

But more importantly, more important that the race issue in the video, is the truth about white women the non-racist with the black best friend exposes.

White girls are tame, they let guys walk all over them: True. But it’s not just black guys who walk over them, it’s all guys willing to do so.  But since most black men are evil, they just tend to do it more often.

Insecurity and daddy issues have crippled your self-esteems that by the time you get to college you think that the only way to a man’s heart is by sucking him and his 6 closest friends off while the red light of a camera flickers on from a distance hidden by the closet door.

Sure eventually, you learn that’s not the case, and you grow up and mature and become emotionally stable (as much as any woman can claim to be) but by that time you’ve already been used and abused, and your little amateur videos have been plastered all over the net that no self respecting man will ever want you. That’s where the black guys come back in. Since they don’t have much respect for anything, they’re the only ones still willing to take you.

If you’ve read this with a serious face it can only mean one of two things. You’re a racist. Or I’m not that funny. Since the latter is obviously no true. It must mean that you’re a racist.

Shame on you.

Lesson learned: keep your thoughts to yourself! Especially if they're racist ones. Sad to say but this idiot's going to get beaten pretty badly by the black folks. And it'll probably start off with a sucker punch. Black guys seem to love those.

PS- If monkeys can get blowJs from frogs and fuck goats anyone from any race should be able to fuck whoever they want. As long as it's consensual.

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