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Hint 1: Mr. Perfect played college football for, and graduated from, the University of Michigan. In his last ever college game he led the Wolverines to an overtime win in the Orange Bowl over Alabama.
Hint 2: Just “some” of the NFL records he holds:
· Fewest starts to achieve 100 regular-season wins as a starter (131 starts)
· Most consecutive wins, postseason: 10 (2001, 2003, 2004, 2005)
· Most consecutive wins, regular season and postseason: 21 (2003–2004)
· Most passing touchdowns, regular season: 50 (2007)
· Most passing touchdowns, regular season and postseason combined: 56 (2007)
· Largest touchdown to interception differential: +42 (2007)
· Highest touchdown to interception ratio, season: 9.0 to 1 (36 TD/4 INT, 2010)
· Highest touchdown pass–interception ratio, career: 2.52-1 (260 TD/103 INT)
· Most games with 3+ touchdown passes, regular season: 12 (2007)
· Highest single-game completion percentage, postseason: 92.9% (vs. Jacksonville, January 12, 2008)
· Tied for most completions in a Super Bowl: 32
· Largest passing yards–interception ratio, career: 337.3-1 (34,744-103) (mininimum 20,000 passing yards)
· Largest passing yards–interception ratio, season: 975.0-1 (3,900-4) (mininimum 2,000 passing yards), 2010
· Most consecutive pass attempts to start a career without an interception: 162 (2000–2001)
· Most consecutive pass attempts without an interception, regular season: 359 (2010, October 24 – 2011, September 12)
Hint 3: He has a bastard child with the brunette (Bridgette Moynahan) and a legitimate one with the blonde (Gisele Bundchen).

VS.

Ì'll take the Brazillian every time.
And the winner is...

Tom Brady, the guy who fucked Tara Reid back when she was actually hot. Oh, and also perhaps the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL and the youngest quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl.
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