A Boy Becomes A Man When Vs. A Girl Becomes A Woman When

 Here's what some delusional, obviously single and bitter, woman came up with:

Hug you when you punch him? Fucking women, all they ever do is cry about wanting equality yet they want you to hug them when they physically abuse you? If you're a man who believes in equality it is your duty to return her punch with one of your own, becuase you're mom brought you up in a world where men and women are equal.

Women, irrational as ever.

Since some kind lady was nice enough to guide us guys towards adulthood I think it’s only fair that one of us should return the favour. And since I’m the kindest of all, it would be an honor to help turn them into real women, and for once it'll be without having to use my dick.

Here is Jonathan Burda’s A Girl Becomes A Woman When She list:

• Stops crying, watching, reading, and fantasizing about Twilight.
• Stops calling the cops after every slap.
• Stops asking “does this make me look fat?” No, the clothes don’t make you look fat, the fat makes you look fat.
• Learns to never give directions.
• Communicates when something’s bothering her instead of pouting like a 7 year-old.
• Knows when to shut the fuck up.
• Stops comparing her relationship to her friends’.
• Stops being jealous of every girl that comes across her boyfriend’s line of sight.  
• Buys a 6-pack of beer for her boyfriend without being asked to.
• Accepts the guy for who he is instead of trying to change him to who she wants him to be.
• Doesn’t ask her boyfriend to go shopping with her.
• Starts giving random blowjobs.
• Stops touching the radio dials in the car.
• Stops calling the guy to ask why he left a sock in the dryer when he’s out with the guys.

You're welcome for making you the perfect woman.

Add Comment