"how about you send over some of your sorority friends to join daddy, you know he's been lonely since the divorce"
You have email. Phone. Skype. Instant messaging. Weekend visits. Snail mail. Morse code. Carrier pigeons. There is absolutely no reason to add your parents to Facebook unless you feel like getting embarrassed, scolded for your actions, or learning about your parents’ sex lives or their recent divorce.
Learn from these idiots.
Facebook Fails (II): Too Much Information
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